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Oh, what a day this is gonna be
My computer is broken and
I've a project due at three
Who can I turn to, What can
I dooooo...
Computer Man is on his way!
He never pauses, he never delays
He's always there to save the day!!!
Computer Man, Hooray!
He is there in a wink
In a moment he says this is
What I think.
You just have a virus;
I'll just give it a shot!
Now it's better,
Right on the dot.
Computer man has saved the day,
My report is done and on its way!
I'll be rewarded for my work,
Should I share with Computer Man?
No, I'm a jerk.